The Best Ever Book of Human Resource Professional Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who
If youâve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Human Resource Professional jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Human Resource Professional Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Human Resource Professional Jokes is so unoriginal, itâs original. And, if you donât burst out laughing from at least one Human Resource Professional joke in this book, thereâs something wrong with you. This book has so many Human Resource Professional jokes, you wonât know where to start. For example: Why do Human Resource Professionals wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Human Resource Professional and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldnât die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Human Resource Professional brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Human Resource Professional who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: âPut on two coats.â *** Why do Human Resource Professionals laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.